Built in Extension Cord

You ever been trying to vacuum that disgusting shit that collects in your couch cushions but not been able to reach without extra cord or (god forbid) unplugging the vacuum and plugging it in to a closer outlet? Well say goodbye to that problem, provided you’re cool cutting a giant f***ing hole in your wall to install a Rambler — five feet of retractable electrical cord built into a wall outlet! Neat idea, but whatever happened to making your son jam a fork in the plug and forming a human extension cord with his brothers and sisters? I HAD YOU FOR A REASON! GW Junior, you’re on antennae duty.

Men Who Stare At Toast

“Despite its toaster moniker, Le Toaster Vision is really more of a vertical toaster oven, using two toaster elements per side that are positioned above and below the slices of bread. Reflectors behind the elements make sure that the bread gets toasted evenly while keeping the windowed sides (mostly) clear to see through.”

The greatest invention since sliced bread. (its corny but you knew it was coming lol)

Ice Skating Car

Robocop to the Rescue

A wheelchaired man recently surrendered to a police bomb-disposal robot after unsuccessfully negotiating free pizza during a hostage situation in a rural Virginia post office.

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Taylor initially fired shots from the building in Wytheville, but no one was injured. The drama came to an end when police ordered him to let the hostages go and come out with his hands up. Soon after, Taylor and three others left the post office.
Police had negotiated with Taylor by phone, but he made no demands other than a request for a pizza. He is reported to have told police he had a military background.

A team of SWAT police sheltered behind vehicles as Taylor wheeled himself out and “surrendered” to a bomb-disposal robot.”

Waste of Beer???

This is a christmas tree made entirely of 1,000 full Heinekin bottles. Very interesting. If they need someone to help tear it down, im their man!!

Things I Want For XMAS!!!

Here are a few things I think would be neat to receive from Santa on xmas. (Click the bright text to head to websites of the products)

1. Lets start with a Cell Phone Flask. Because I really need a better way to disguise my alcoholism hahahaha.

2. The Yule Log Christmas by the Fireplace Blu-Ray. It just is not xmas without using that $300 Blu-Ray player to watch a high definition fire for hours. Am i right?

3. Just in case I feel like dropping the xmas spirit and rocking out with my Festivus Pole instead, I would like some lights to dcecorate my Festivus Pole.

4. This has to be my most wanted gift ever. Im tired of plain ol’ flash drives that just sit there while you use them. I want something jazzy. Like this one that mimics a bog humping your computer.

Condom Pillow

Want a pillow that looks like a giant condom wrapper? Who doesn’t? Handcrafted and silk screened by Etsy seller LittleElk, each $35 pillow actually comes with a little pocket for holding normal-size pecker protectors (or, in your case, XS). Just wait till you bring a woman home and she sees this thing. Boy are you gonna let her down! Kidding, kidding — like you’d ever bring a woman home!

New HP Computer Feature….Racism

Facebook Revenge is So Sweet

“Chris’s sister Katie told on him for hiding beer in his room. So what did he do? He went through her room, found a list of people whose genitals she wants to play with, and posted it on Facebook with all her friends tagged. This is just the explanation of the note here, you have to hit the jump to see the actual thing (WARNING: possibly NSFW due to dirty words).”

Hit the more button to see the possible NSFW picture. Its hilarious and well worth it.

Remote Control Tint

Amazing what kind of technology we have these days.